Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Marriage is none of your business

When the Onion nails it, the Onion nails it.

The very notion that, all of a sudden, gay marriage is going to destroy 'Merica is the most ridiculous thing since bumblebees. Why do you people even care? I don't care who you're sleeping with as long as it's not my husband.

Homosexuality has been around since forever and I'm pretty sure our species managed to multiply into the billions very quickly.

99% sure.

Unless we're all in a holographic simulation. Then, well, shit.