I'll keelaul ye, and throw yer bones to the fishes.

Pop a bottle o' grog and grab yer wench; it be Talk like a Pirate day. If ye already be a pirate, ye cen talk like a landlubber.

So lend me yer ears while I tell ye a tale of... oh screw it. It would take 3 hours to write my post that way. Anyway, this post is going to be short.

DSCARMON James, you look like a prison guard when you wear the following colors together:
Olive Shirt
Khaki Pants

Sorry, but that's the way it goes. And now, I'm off to posit theories about the continued and unjustly prolonged constipation of Floridian orange-growers. My luncheon discussions are just fascinating.