Thursday, February 5, 2009

I enjoy listening to you breathe.

I'd like to take just a small moment out of your day to tell you to stop breathing like a flat-faced dog. That's not a euphemism for anything. I mean that you breathe like a bulldog. You have a sinus problem, and your insurance will probably cover the surgery. I will help you pay for it if insurance does not. Please get it fixed.

Sincerely,
Listening-to-loud-music-to-drown-out-your-breathing

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